Sanity Check: Girlfriend Hysteria

Hellooooooo Pocket Protector-type peoples!

Welcome to another Sanity Check in this wonderful, magical portal of absolute knowledge that is my ever-so humble corner of the intrawebz.  I know I was supposed to address awkward turns of phrase this time around, but I couldn't come up with enough material to make it enjoyable or worth reading.  Instead, we will be speaking of a phenomenon that I have been observing ever since the girls in my grade stopped believing that boys had cooties.

The FINAL Inn Perspective: Diamond Member Syndrome

Hello to you, my hyper-cephalized friends!

I have good news and bad news for you, my lovely lovely readers.  The good news is that I got myself a new job working front desk for a tennis and fitness club in Bellingham!  The bad news, however, is that this will mark the final Inn Perspective on TPP.  *insert mournful weeping here*  But fear not!  My people-watching ventures will continue.  I very much enjoyed writing my scientific article on P. peoplus, so I'm going to continue in that same vein with a new section that I am going to dub "The Field Guide", which will reveal to you the amazing variety of species that comprises the world we live in.

And so begins the final Inn Perspective.  This week's subject: "Diamond Member Syndrome"

I DEMAND YOU BUILD ME A ROOM ON THIS SOLD-OUT NIGHT OR ELSE I'M NEVER STAYING WITH YOUR HOTEL AGAIN!11!  *wargarble*

Sanity Check: "Mac"-Daddy Will Make You Crazy

Hello to my wonderful, fellow smartypants university-type people!  The time has come, once again, for me to start your week out right with another Sanity Check on TPP.  Besides, I hear the market value on grey matter has gone up significantly in the past forty years, so let's just say you're "making an investment in your future" by reading this.

This week's subject: People who drink Steve Jobs' Kool-Aid