Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Nerd

1. Your cellphone background looks like this:

That's a rotifer, for the record, and the background's called "Pond Scum".

2. You have a TI-89 that you carry around as if it were your child.

3. You have a TI-89 that also looks like this:

4. Whenever you hear or see the word "troponin", you immediately bust into this song, but substitute in "troponin" for the main chorus:

5. You occasionally refer to mayonnaise as your "favorite little colloid".

6. If you don't do the "troponin" thing, you might bust out in this song upon seeing the acronym "PUFAs" (poly-unsaturated fatty acids):

7. You know all the lines to at least one of these movies:

• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Star Wars (any and all of them)
• V for Vendetta
• Pirates of the Caribbean 
• Labyrinth
• Star Trek (any and all, TV or film) 

 8. You get this version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" confused with the original:

9. Chemistry Cat is your favorite meme.

10. You read this blog.

If you agree with any of the above, you may be a nerd.  If so, you should NOT seek treatment because you are inherently awesome, and I love you for it, my hyper-cephalized companions.

Until next time, dweebs <3