Monday, November 12, 2012

Nerdgasm: "An MD's World"

Hello smarty-pants university-type people!

It's been a very long time.  I know.  It's my senior year, and right when I thought I'd have more time for creative ventures, some heinous thing called "organic chemistry" happened.  It's like anatomy and physiology all over again...but this time I can't physically see anything that I'm learning about.  Not directly anyway.  I find that after my daily mind-fuck I'm anything but creative, so you'll have to excuse how aberrant my posting habits have been.  It will get better; I promise.

And you know what?  Today I'm bloody well flattered because I just found out that THE Janice Lapsansky (my anatomy and physiology professor) reads my blog.  On top of that, I literally got thrown a bone with an interview at a local spine and joint clinic, so I'm excited and terrified at the same time.  I told my boyfriend that if I end up working directly with the MD there that I will "shit butterflies"...and then proceeded to go off on a tangent about how shitting butterflies is a direct biproduct of that feeling of butterflies in your stomach.

ANYWAY, in light of all this happening, I decided to opt for another Nerdgasm post.  There will be more Field Guides and Sanity Checks soon!

I present to you "An MD's World", a parody of "Part of Your World"from The Little Mermaid.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Nerdgasm: "Bio-Anthro Style"

Greetings nerdy-pants,

In the past few weeks, my boyfriend has been going through a bit of a craze over a certain song of South Korean origin.  It features a 38 year old overweight man dancing suggestively in possibly one of the most brilliant, subtle social commentaries ever to grace the music industry. that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

But seriously, if you haven't seen Psy's "Gangnam Style" yet, you need to.  It's shot WONDERFULLY, cleverly, and is full of little details that I love.  It's making waves in South Korea because it satirizes wealthy society in the country, bringing light to how superficial the culture is.  Think of this as a parody of LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem":
Fucking brilliant, right?  Well my not-so-inner nerd could not just let this sit un-dorkified, so ladies and gents, I present to you...

Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Field Guide: Pabst amorus

Greetings, super scientific hyper-cephalized people!

I hope you are ready for another riveting adventure in the pridelands of the human race, dear readers, for we are taking off in another installment of "The Field Guide", the expert's taxonomic handbook for the Humana kingdom. 

We have seen today's subjects around big metropolitan areas, concentrated the most among university campuses.  They wear ironic mustaches, drink awful beer, roll pantlegs up for seemingly no good reason, and their entire wardrobe seems to be nothing short of an anachronistic loogie hocked up from the oropharynx of the demonized bastard child of modern fashion trends and kitchy 90s sitcoms.  That's right, dear readers, we are investigating the fascinating lives of Pabst amorus, also known as "Hipsters".

Kingdom: Humana
Phylum: Capitalista
Class: Urbanidae
Order: Pretensius
Family:  Hypocritica
Genus: Pabst
Species: amorus