The Field Guide: Corporatus executiva

Hello to you, my hyper-cephalized companion, and welcome to the first official installment of "The Field Guide" on TPP.

Today, as we roam the streets, lush with the living fruit of the Earthen loin, we have stumbled upon a rare organism.  It walks with a robust belly, its nose continually stuck in the air, and seems to shed national currency instead of its skin.  Yes, my dear adventurers, we are talking about one Corporatus executiva, also known as "Boss-Men", "Big Men on Campus", and "That Fucking Asshole".

The FINAL Inn Perspective: Diamond Member Syndrome

Hello to you, my hyper-cephalized friends!

I have good news and bad news for you, my lovely lovely readers.  The good news is that I got myself a new job working front desk for a tennis and fitness club in Bellingham!  The bad news, however, is that this will mark the final Inn Perspective on TPP.  *insert mournful weeping here*  But fear not!  My people-watching ventures will continue.  I very much enjoyed writing my scientific article on P. peoplus, so I'm going to continue in that same vein with a new section that I am going to dub "The Field Guide", which will reveal to you the amazing variety of species that comprises the world we live in.

And so begins the final Inn Perspective.  This week's subject: "Diamond Member Syndrome"

I DEMAND YOU BUILD ME A ROOM ON THIS SOLD-OUT NIGHT OR ELSE I'M NEVER STAYING WITH YOUR HOTEL AGAIN!11!  *wargarble*