The Best Things about Halloween

1. Slutty bitches making drunk bad decisions for an entire weekend.

Third girl from the left...slutty disco ball?  I hope those sequins on her ass crack are securely fastened.

Welcome to FKTRD 101; This is Your Freshman Orientation

Hello to you, my newly smartypants university-type people!  You may also call yourself a freshman.  And greetings to all of you who are not freshman and are reading this because you care and think I have something good to say; I love you with my face.

As I see my little sister enter her first year of college, I can only be reminded of what my first experiences living on campus among so many different people were like.  I look back on it all and realize one thing...

...I was a complete fucktard.