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| Third girl from the left...slutty disco ball? I hope those sequins on her ass crack are securely fastened. |
2. The day after Halloween, during which time all of the candy goes on sale.
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| I will be buying some Fun Dip tomorrow. |
3. Witnessing walks of shame home.
4. Wearing whatever you want.
"I feel like Lady Gaga just puts glue on her body and rolls around in random items."
-----Orlando Bloom
5. Realizing that a cardboard green diamond above your head will automatically trump anybody else's costume just because you're a Sims character.
6. Also realizing that anyone who buys a factory-made costume is a complete cop-out.
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| This will ALWAYS and forever be my favorite costume. Yip yip yip! |
7. Little kids in costume
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| This is SO what I'm doing with my kid. Looks like somebody took my squash blog to heart. |
8. Not so desperate lesbians taking full advantage of the slutty bitches.
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| Seriously. |
9. The day after Halloween, during which time every bad decision made in number 1 is immortalized on Facebook.
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| Case and point. |
10. Being the sober one in the group, and in so doing, having a lifetime supply of blackmail material to use against your friends/relatives/roommates.
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| You did. And that will be $20 or I tell your mom what you did to the cat with your mouth. |
That is all.
Happy Halloween, dweebies! <3
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