Today, we're going to be talking about some stuff on the dangle-y genitalia front. We've already talked about girlfriend hysteria, but we have yet to talk about the forces that drive it, outside of some girls just being down-right bat-shit. I feel like one of those intro-series professors that just kind of tell you that polar molecules dissolve in water, but refuse to explain why. Gentlemen, there was no way you were going to get away with me not talking about your contributions to our hysteria. We're talking about how not to suck at being a boyfriend today, so put on your big-boy pants, dearies; this is gonna get ugly.
