Greetings, my hyper-cephalized companion!
For the second half of this weekend's "double serving", we are going to take a look at the elusive, mysterious creature that inhabits the sprawling ecosystem that is the inner city. It has a piece of plastic or spare change permanently attached to its hand, emits a strange odor, and exhibits behavior that can only be described as schizophrenic, bipolar, or simply "white trash". This organism, my dear readers, has the scientific name Frequenta transitus, known colloquially as "bus-goers" or "bus people".
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| DUDE, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THE FROZEN MUSHROOM KITTY TOLD ME! |
