Hello and Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Festivus/Kwanza/etc., my dear hyper-cephalized companions!
Before we jump in, I'd like to announce that Facebook glitched on me a few days ago and made my updates so that only I could see them, which means you guys probably missed out on a couple posts on here if you're not subscribed through Blogger. Please feel free to get caught up; I'd appreciate it.
On to the holiday cheer!
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
I Ruv You Long Time
Hello fellow Pocket-Protector-type people!
The year is winding down to a close. Christmas is nearing, I'm getting overrun with requests for scarves and other knitted goods, and I'm finding that everyone is more cheery. Hell, I actually had a bus-driver WAIT for me to cross the street to get to the bus stop today, which is completely unheard of as far as the douchebags of WTA go. I was then offered a Christmas ornament and something to hang a wreath with by a very nice old woman. What is it about Christmas that suddenly turns everyone's "trust no one and fuck everyone else" mentality off? (That shall be spoken of in other blogs.) I think this phenomenon is funny because two things happen to people on the holidays exactly identical to what happens to people at Warped Tours: they either end up really happy by the end of it or they want to rip someone's face off and wear it as a mask to condemn all those fucking perky people out there. I pretty much always fall into the latter category, and I find it's because I'm often alone on the holidays. Let's be honest here...the holidays is when having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is really nice and therefore the desperation factor jumps ten-fold.
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