Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2011

The "Traditional" Christmas

Hello and Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Festivus/Kwanza/etc., my dear hyper-cephalized companions!

Before we jump in, I'd like to announce that Facebook glitched on me a few days ago and made my updates so that only I could see them, which means you guys probably missed out on a couple posts on here if you're not subscribed through Blogger.  Please feel free to get caught up; I'd appreciate it.

On to the holiday cheer!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I Ruv You Long Time

Hello fellow Pocket-Protector-type people!


The year is winding down to a close.  Christmas is nearing, I'm getting overrun with requests for scarves and other knitted goods, and I'm finding that everyone is more cheery.  Hell, I actually had a bus-driver WAIT for me to cross the street to get to the bus stop today, which is completely unheard of as far as the douchebags of WTA go.  I was then offered a Christmas ornament and something to hang a wreath with by a very nice old woman.  What is it about Christmas that suddenly turns everyone's "trust no one and fuck everyone else" mentality off?  (That shall be spoken of in other blogs.)  I think this phenomenon is funny because two things happen to people on the holidays exactly identical to what happens to people at Warped Tours: they either end up really happy by the end of it or they want to rip someone's face off and wear it as a mask to condemn all those fucking perky people out there.  I pretty much always fall into the latter category, and I find it's because I'm often alone on the holidays.  Let's be honest here...the holidays is when having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is really nice and therefore the desperation factor jumps ten-fold.