Inn Perspective: "WACME" in 'Dem Clear Heels

Hello to you, my hyper-cephalized companion, and welcome to another riveting edition of "Inn Perspective" on TPP.

This week's subject: Clear heels in the lobby and other professional wardrobe blunders.

At some point in time, I see basically every single guest I check-in walk past the desk.  For some, I will see three different outfits.  For others, I will only see them in their swim trunks (or God forbid a Speedo) with a towel wrapped around them, hopelessly searching for the pool that's in the middle of fucking everything.

Pretty much the story of every single shift.

Sanity Check: Boxers and Leggings and Bodysuits, Oh My!

Greetings, fellow dweebs and dweeb-ettes.  Welcome to another Sanity Check! 

This week's subject: Boxers, leggings, and bodysuits, also known as "crimes to humanity".

Insanity:

Most men choose boxers because they believe it allows a greater range of motion for certain...areas.  Also, I feel like after you turn 10, the whole "Spiderman is on my crotch" thing fails to be cool anymore, so you have to prove your manhood by wearing those Calvin Kleins. 

Way back in 2007, leggings (and the rest of the '80s) came back with a spandexy vengeance.  (Tights are SUPER comfy, let me tell you.  It's like slipping your leg into a skin-tight cocoon of warm fuzzies and nostalgia.)  It started off with girls pairing mini skirts with leggings, then long tunics with leggings, and soon devolved to wearing nothing but a normally cropped shirt and substituting the leggings for pants.  Now instead of classic neutrals, leggings are being made to be patterned, bright colors, or simply color-blocked like this:

Well, at least you can tell if she's coming or going...