Sanity Check: "Heads Carolina, Tails YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

Welcome to the first ever Sanity Check on TPP!  These are little opportunities to express to you just how ridiculous I think a certain something is and why.  It could be a song, movie, habit, person...anything really.  Think of this as my little gift to you for the start of your week.  Read this and think to yourself, "Well, hey at least I'm not like THAT guy."  Cuz you're not that guy.  That guy is that guy, obviously.  Nay, you my hyper-cephalized companion hold yourself to higher standards than that.  So rejoice in this shadenfreude!

This week's Sanity Check subject: "Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina