At the request of my personal hyper-cephalized companions, I have come to you with yet another installment of your beloved Sanity Checks. This week's subject? How to lose friends on Facebook.
The Insanity
With over 900 million people on the site as of March 2012, generating 3.2 BILLION "likes" PER DAY in only the first quarter of 2012, it is safe to say that a lot of the world's population is doing their part in giving a daily offering to our all-powerful holy Z-berg, creator of The Book of Faces.
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| Isn't he just fucking dreamy... |
But you know, the more people we get on Facebook, the more accurate our sample becomes at reflecting the trends of the general populace (yes, this girl took statistics). Hooray! We get to know about the public...and we all know one thing about the public, yes? PEOPLE SUCK. I swear, as this website becomes more and more mainstream--forgive my hipster moment--users are starting to see a huge influx of individuals who are ANNOYING AS SHIT.
