Welcome to the newest installment of The Field Guide, your handy scientific classification resource to the Humana kingdom. This anthropology student has been away for a week-long cultural immersion adventure in San Francisco among a forever-growing tribe. It is my hope that this brief overview of their cultural history will suffice for novices who wish to correctly identify their fellow members of Humana. They are called "senior citizens" or "retirees" to the politically correct, "old farts" to the cynical, and "grandma and grandpa" to the family-inclined: we're talking about People geriatrici today, my friends. Let's get out-dated.
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