The Field Guide: Corporatus executiva

Hello to you, my hyper-cephalized companion, and welcome to the first official installment of "The Field Guide" on TPP.

Today, as we roam the streets, lush with the living fruit of the Earthen loin, we have stumbled upon a rare organism.  It walks with a robust belly, its nose continually stuck in the air, and seems to shed national currency instead of its skin.  Yes, my dear adventurers, we are talking about one Corporatus executiva, also known as "Boss-Men", "Big Men on Campus", and "That Fucking Asshole".

Inn Perspective: "People"- People are People Too!

Have you noticed that if you say "people" too many times, it inadvertently turns into "peep hole", which then turns into "pee-hole" if (God forbid) you continue "people-ing"??

...Talk about a pointless tangent.  Welcome, my hyper-cephalized companions, to another installment (albeit a VERY late one) of "Inn Perspective" on TPP.  I'm sure by now, you have wondered to yourself more than a few times what magical wonders the stagnant cesspool of human indecency could offer this time around.  Wonder no more!

This week's subject: Recognizing "people"-people and how to keep them happy.

A Brief Look at the Habitat, Behavior, and Evolution of P. peoplus

"I'm nice to you because I have to because it's keeping me alive."