They Call me "Dorkius Maximus"

Hello, fellow smarty-pants university-type peoples!

It occurred to me that I haven't exactly been the most friendly host to this immense portal of absolute knowledge that is "The Pocket Protector".  I mean, a few posts ago, I was talking about shoving something up your vagina, and you barely even know me.  ...So to make my future posts a little less internet-date-rape-y, I'm including a few highlights about myself (with commentary) so you can check out the stuff I like and maybe get to know me.  But not like "know me" like in ye olden days, cuz that ain't cool...and is actually date-rape-y.